What A Bus Ride!

I had an experience getting to school today. I missed the first bus...I guess I can't run quite fast enough. So I waited...and waited. When a bus finally came, I had to stand at the front. This old man was sitting in the spot in front of me, and he says to me "Do you know how you can tell the difference between a guy and a girl?....Guys have their shirts buttoned up properly." (I had a shirt on that had the top couple buttons open), I kinda laughed, but I didn't really know what to say. Then he says.."actually you can tell the difference just by looking at their faces. do you think people can tell that you're a girl when they look at your face?" I didn't know what to say to that, so I said "I sure hope so!" He told me that people could tell by looking at my face that I'm a girl. (I was relieved that's all he said about that) But, then the weirdest part, he sticks his hand out toward me, palm down, I didn't know what he was doing, it was like he wanted to shake my hand, but his was palm down!! So I kinda put my hand on top of his, and he says "Bless you!" So, I was really confused, but I've definitely never been blessed on a bus before!! After that, I was happy that I had to move toward the back of the bus, I had no idea what the next thing out of his mouth was going to be, and I didn't really want to find out.

Eventually I got a seat, so I sat, minding my own business. Then the person behind me had to get up to let the other person out of their seat. In the process he ended up elbowing me hard in the back of my head. And, when I was getting off the bus I got hit in the butt by the person next to me. What a trip. I don't think I've ever had a trip like that one!

Gotta love bus stories!!